Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Okay, it wasn't really a contest, but there were so few attempts to provide Guess the Plots for Real Books, I've decided to choose one winner for each book and be done with it:
Bill looked at the four Jacks in his hand, and at the rugged cowboy across the table. He had nothing else to wager until his girlfriend whispered in his ear, "Bet me."
The Door Into Summer
Summer knew she was having a lot of operations lately, but she really didn't appreciate her surgeon's new time-saving innovation.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
A hardcore ballet instructor teaches Detroit's star running back about life, love, and the pursuit of proper accessories.
The League of Frightened Men
Sick of the over-courageous heroics of the world's standard superheroes, Mr. Timorous, Phobiaman, Captain France and The ScaredyCat team up to fight evil--as long as it doesn't make any loud noises.
He doesn't care how many times they put him on hold; Dan Portnoy is determined to tell off his cell phone provider, or die trying.
Posted by Evil Editor at 7:36 PM