Monday, November 13, 2006

Evil Editor's Vacation Disaster 18


Ms. Gloria Goodtrip,
Midnowhere Vacations Inc.
101 West Strip Mall,
Big City, USA 12345

Dear Ms. Goodtrip,

With reference to our recent phone conversation regarding the "Forget Your Troubles" luxury Southern California vacation package that you sold me, I am writing to inform you that this matter is now in the hands of Sixty Minutes, the Better Business Bureau, my legal specialist, and Oprah.

I would also like to herewith retract my previous professional advice to you, and suggest that you do give up the day job. I now realize that your imaginative talents are more suited to elaborate epic fantasy than to the travel industry.

I will be vigorously pursuing my claim for a full refund of the package costs, together with all medical expenses and psychiatric recovery programs. Be assured that next year I shall be settling for a quiet week at home with the cats. Also, a dragon.

Yours Faithfully,

Evil Editor


--Anonymous

7 comments:

judy said...

So, you're home now. This seemed like a long vacation, Evil, and after all your adventures, you really should write a book.

Dave said...

It's nice to get home to your own bed, blankie and pillow.
:-)

Bernita said...

Oh! Oh!
Excellent!

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention that hefty proctologist bill. And the memorial donation to the Retired Embalmers' Fund.

judy said...

Yeah, proctologists don't come cheap.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, proctologists don't come cheap.

When I'm bent over the examining table, I hope they don't come at all...

Bernita said...

Anon, you just out eviled Evil!
That's a great...um... punch line...