SETUP: Opening lines to establish two characters as buddies. They are in a locker room.
"Konichiwa Mama-san Mei-Li," Shane asked using Galen's phone. [Asked? Should there be a question mark?] Galen's smacked the back of Shane's head with his open palm.
"Stop using my phone, asshole." Galen grabbed the phone.
"But it's your sister."
“If she answers you're dead." Galen drew in a deep breath. "I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your fucking neck,” he bellowed. Then he listened.
"Tomorrow, the high will be 85 and the low…" Galen cut the connection. On the other side of the world, the voice continued unheard; “and in Tokyo the weather is…” Holding his hand to the side of his face with his thumb to his ear and his little finger at his mouth, Shane mocked Galen.
"You think-ie I phone gull-flend? No! Papa-san. ...I phone your sista. What you think she say, Galen-San?" Galen clenched his jaw. Shane continued without pause. "She say; Fie doll-ah, papa-san. We fuckie-fuckie, suckie-suckie all night for fie dollah …Two dollah more, I swallow,” Shane shook his hips, smacking his manhood against his stomach.
“Bastard! Your mother's a whore and your father's a psychotic degenerate." Galen slapped Shane's cock making him jump and chucked the phone into the toilet. [Would he actually do either of those things?] It sizzled and hissed as the automatic sensor flushed it away.
Obviously we're not expecting big sales in the Asian market. Sounds more like a conversation that would take place at home than in a locker room, where there could be a Japanese guy the next aisle over. A sumo wrestler. Also, wouldn't one prefer to put on some clothes before pulling a practical joke? For safety if nothing else.
This establishes two characters as buddies? I guess, though the entire conversation could as easily take place between mortal enemies. I'm surprised no one killed anyone.