Saturday, June 23, 2007

Haiku Results, Part 1




Your opening sucks.
But posting it on this blog
Brings laughs to millions.

--Evil Editor


Fantasy writer?
The fantasy is that you
think you write.--EE

--Dick Margulis


A new beginning
Pen of Evil Editor
Rejection sucketh

--Inkmandoo


Oh My Evil One!
Smear your blue ink over me
And correct my tense.

--ME


Just think of the trees
We minions save every day
Posting, not writing.

--Gutterball


You call that a plot?
The minions will let you know,
at Evil's behest.

--Dick Margulis


My Fair Editor --
The Devil’s in the details
When Blogger eats it.

--ME


Evil Editor:
Generous with sarcasm;
Mocker of writers.

--Rachel Green


Evil Editor
On the French Riviera
With Nicole Kidman

--EE

1 comment:

Dave said...

There is, as you know
Insufficient Humor in the World.

Brings laughs to millions."