Monday, December 24, 2007

Zombies!

A dozen of the following thirty titles are available at Amazon.com. The others were made up by the Evil Minions. Make your guesses; the answers are below.



Zombie Bums from Uranus

Man, Beast and Zombie

White Zombie Astro-Creep

Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse

March of the Undead

How to Make Love Like a Zombie

Brainstorm

Would Anyone who has Lost an Arm Please Contact the Service Desk: Your Limb is Waiting For You

Zomboni: the ultimate sex guide for the living dead

Zomboni: My Life Driving the Truck With the Wacky Name

Dead Man's Best

Fred and Anthony Meet the Demented Super-de-Germ-O Zombie

Zombie Monkey Monster Jamboree

The Dead Rise

The Zen of Zombie

The Down-Home Zombie Blues

Zombie Surf Commandos

The Good, the Dead and the Fed

The Dead-Vinci Mode: Renaissance Art from a nonliving perspective.

Love You True, My Eye's On You

Gombie: An Autobiography. From stretchy to stiff and all the stuff in between.

100 Zombies You Should Know: a feel-good book for the undead.

Dead Alive

Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned While I Was Still Alive: inspiring anecdotes and observations from a former Rabbi (and yes, he still keeps kosher)

The Secret Life of Z's: The original do-it-yourself book for zombification.

Keep My Hand, Keep My Heart

Dead Sexy

I, Zombie

Mondo Zombie

Undead in the City



Answers Below


Fakes submitted by Deb, December/Stacia, Khazar-khum, McKoala



Actual Zombie Book Titles:

The Zen of Zombie

The Down-Home Zombie Blues

Zombie Bums from Uranus

Man, Beast and Zombie

White Zombie Astro-Creep

Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse

Zombie Surf Commandos

How to Make Love Like a Zombie

Fred and Anthony Meet the Demented Super-de-Germ-O Zombie

Zombie Monkey Monster Jamboree

I, Zombie

Mondo Zombie

8 comments:

Church Lady said...

Merry Christmas EE!
:-)
And may your new year be filled with all of your favorite things!

Chumplet said...

Merry Christmas O Evil One! Thanks for all your help this year. My New Years Resolution is to visit more often in 2008.

December/Stacia said...

Merry Christmas, EE!

sylvia said...

Zombie music to go with the zombie books!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM

(the video was done by a fan, the song has nothing to do with WoW)

Happy Christmas EE :)

Khazar-khum said...

White Zombie was Rob Zombie's old band.

"Astro Creep" was its best song. It had the 'more human than the human' refrain.

talpianna said...

THE DOWN-HOME ZOMBIE BLUES is a pretty good book. I'm a big fan of Linnea Sinclair, though this isn't her best.

Word Verification: uxltli

The Aztec god of zombies, of course.

~Nancy said...

Loved the Dead-Vinci Mode. :-) Heh.

Hope your Christmas was fun with all your zombie and weredingo friends. ;-)

George Romero said...

How to Make Love like a Zombie is the best in the list