Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:Inseminate me and I'll kick yer ass.--Whirlochre ...and then all of my friends said it was better than Harry Potter... --Scott"Don't think that microphone's gonna work, Einstein. It's plugged into your shoe. But hey, don't listen to me. What do I know? I'm just a talking donkey, right?" --Blogless_Troll"It was sheer luck finding her, really. Most agents require typewritten manuscripts and, well, look at me: how was I going to do that?" --Anonymous"You think a donkey in pants and shoes is weird, what about a guy with a microphone plugged into his toe?" --Scott from Oregon
Nice job BT! I like your second one just as much. I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks!
BT- you're a singular man, and you make me laugh.
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