Fake Query 6

It's Kama Sutra meets Eyewitness to History as hundreds of sexual positions are described in pages torn from personal journals. Starting with a Franciscan monk detailing his "Mission" with an altar boy, the book finishes with a British soldier's raucous encounter with an entire Zulu war party.


Dear Agent X,

I am seeking representation for my non-fiction manuscript, Mission to Zulaire, a 70,000-word love story, of a sort, with elements of sexual mystery.

It’s Kama Sutra meets Eyewitness to History, and Herstory, too, as hundreds of sexual positions are described in pages ripped and torn from personal journals. Heretofore hidden from public view, these ecstatic missives (sometimes diagrammed right on down to vigorously drawn exclamation points) of sexual conquests and cowtows now receive the full light-of-day exposure they, and the love connoisseurs among us, deserve.

From a Franciscan monk known only as Big Tony and his interesting take on man-on-man mission positions with an aging altar ‘boy’, to a British soldier’s yearlong raucous sexual rallies with an entire Zulu war party as he travels with them, both geographically and preternaturally, I’ve covered men from every angle.

As for women in love: from an English lady doing the wild thing with her old man’s gamekeeper while hanging precariously from a peg in a shed, to a Playboy bunny spraddled over a polar bear’s big head on a polar bear rug in front of a fire, making a play for a whole new way of looking at rear entry (complete with photos), it’s all in here.

Woman-to-woman love is included as well, written with clarity and with gorgeous, blossoming description. And pictures.

Please let me know if you would be interested in setting out on a Mission to Zulaire. I have included a SASE.

Thank you for your time.

--Robin S.