Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:Whoa. It's like, I'm this lizard pimp, who only WEARS an editor's mask. This is gonna be one of those scary trips. --Blogless_troll Now for phase two of my plan... --anon. Bush? Ha! Those alien reptile conspiracy theorists know nothing about POWER!--WO
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! EE, are you letting us into your secret identity?
Well. I can tell you, this (would-be) author does not need the, ahem, shit scaring out of him. No, it flows quite spontaneously as soon as my fingers touch the keyboard.
HAHAHAA!That is very funny!
I liked it, although I always imagined you with red glowing scales for some reason. More fiery to go with the laser vision. Your secret identity is safe with me.
I look at this and think that the lizard has decapitated EE. Which is not only a horrible thought, but would also make for some interesting captions...
Yeah, iago, I'm right there with you right now. My brain has hit a big, big wall, and I'm in stalling-like-mad mode. It's editing time, and I'm freaked.But, hey, maybe the mask bit could work as a jumpstarter.
Or DEcaptions, as the case may be...
lol, Talpianna. Great one.
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