Saturday, April 19, 2008
Writing Exercise Result 2
‘And now, ladies and Gentlemen, we come to our final auction of the evening, on this, the occasion of our Jubilee Year. We’ve had some splendid specimens of manhood volunteer to go under the hammer tonight and by my count we’ve already raised $35,650 for Save The Verbose. So let’s have a big round of applause for our last lucky feller, who goes by the name of Mr Evil Editor...’
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...clap...clap..........clap.
‘So, tell me―snort!―Mr, er...heh. Hey, sorry, pal. Heh heh. It’s just that...heh heh heh heh heh...you’re kind of...heh heh heh...you’re just so darned funny looking!’
‘Har har har har..’
‘He he he he he he he he he...’
‘Ha ha ha ha ha ha...’
‘Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...’
‘Guffaw guffaw guffaw guffaw...’
Ha ha ha he he ho ho har har Har Har He He Har Harr HARR HARR HARR HEE HEE HEE HO HO HA HA HEE HEE HO HO HEE HARR HARR HARR HARR HARR HARR HEE HO HEE HE HEE HEE HEE HEE HARR HO HARR HWAAR HWAAAR HWAAAAR HOUGH HOUGH HOUGH HOUGH HWOOAARR HWAAAAAAR HOOO HOOOO HOOOOO-OOOOO HAAAA-AAAAAR HWOA-AAAA-AAA-OOOO-OOOO-AAAARRGH HAAA-AAAAAAA-UAAAA-UAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA_-HAAARGH WHAHAAAAARGH HAAAAA-WAAAAA-WAAAAHAAAAUUUURRGHHAAAAHAAAHAAARGG....
(Uncontrollable laughter fills the hall and despite the best efforts of the emergency services and a plucky passer-by on a horse, fifteen hours later, everyone is pronounced dead and EE is arrested).
Posted by Evil Editor at 10:16 PM