"Have a seat, EE, and tell me about your week."
"In what way?"
"Still having the same problem. The women on my blog treat me like a sex object."
"Tell me more."
"It's all I can do to talk about writing and editing. Anytime a serious topic comes up, somebody, you know, a female minion, jumps in with a remark about sex. It's usually subtle, but it's there."
"And you don't like this kind of attention?"
"Have you done anything to encourage them?"
"Just the opposite. I try to write like I'm gay. But instead they seem to think I'm British."
"British guys are not known for being sexy. Hmmmm....Must be something else you're doing. Have you posted any suggestive pictures on your blog?"
"Just a picture of my puppy-"
"A cute puppy?"
"Any other photos?"
"A picture of my son a few weeks ago. That should've stopped them. I'm a family man, you know."
"A puppy and a son. Any pictures of Mrs. EE? Any references to her?"
"I see. We'll pick this up in our next session."