Why you don't get published.
Some unchosen captions:Hey! Looks like we shop for hair at the same store... --wo Haloo! You wanted to know what kind of clown would write a query like that? -anon...and he said, Well, sure, any Bozo can write a book -- so here I am! --anon.The minions hired me to give you some fashion advice.--julie w.Remember you said you never want to see that clown from the IRS again..? --anon
Nice one R Watson. I also liked the first anon comment a lot too.
Okay, I'm pretty confident I'm getting paranoid now, but if not - I GET IT! Don't write a serious novel, then tell people your a humorist, then say the book is "somewhat humorous" and still want people to take you seriously.I know! I know! Shakespeare - drunk guy in the third act, beef is 90% lean not 10% fat blah blah blah. (good analogies btw) So what if I'm seeing meaning where there isn't any meaning? If you had my yesterday you would too! I'm going back to drinking now. No...wait there's still EE's exercise to do...;)
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