Obituary 10

Evil Editor passed away July 16th after a sushi binge at Masa. An autopsy has been scheduled to determine whether the cause of death was tainted mackerel or the sight of the bill.

"EE" is survived by son Evil Jr., daughter Evilette, and dogs Evil Beagle and Beelzebub III. Also by "Grisham, that bastard, so at least I won't have to edit any more of his crap," as his will directed that his obituary be worded, unless Grisham died first, in which case we were to say, "but at least he outlived Grisham, that bastard."

Though he was responsible for the success of the finest writers of the past half-century, it was the thousands of followers of his blog who meant the most to EE. Especially . . . well, she knows who she is.

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to Mrs. Robert Mugawbe, cancer patient and widow residing in the Ivory Coast (Contact information available through Liggett and Myers Funeral Home).

--Evil Editor