Sunday, July 20, 2008

Obituary 4

“Evil Editor” finally died on July 20, 2008. He is survived by his son, Evil Jr. Memorial services will be held at the Hickton Spring Carnival in August. In lieu of flowers, Evil Jr. asks that all revelers purchase numerous copies of Novel Deviations so that Junior can finally get his car into the garage.

--Anon.
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4 comments:

Dave F. said...

"get his car into the garage" made me laugh out loud. Short but very amusingly funny.

7/20/08, 10:32 AM
WouldBe said...

All right, Evil Jr, stay off Daddy's computer, okay? And quit trying to bump him off.

7/20/08, 12:23 PM
Kiersten said...

Bwa ha! Perfect.

7/20/08, 9:26 PM
McKoala said...

Short, but one of the best. One of the most accurate?

7/20/08, 11:04 PM

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