Before we get to the writing exercise, I have no more than three fake plots for any titles in the queue, and no continuations I'm thrilled with. Hint, hint.
Thanks to the advent of time travel, famous authors from throughout history are able to come forward in time and pitch their works to Evil Editor. Choose a famous author/work and write the scene, a pitch session at a major writers convention. Deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern. Maximum 300 words.