Sunday, August 17, 2008

We're Doomed 10

Captain Robin entered an office where there was a handsome man.

“Klaatu barada nikto [Be still my beating hearts],” she whispered to herself. She nervously approached the man and couldn't help herself. She buried her hands deep into his soft muttonchops and rested them there. He did not object. She sighed deeply, “Yammany [hmmm].” She took his right hand and placed it over her beating heart. She then took his left hand and placed it over her other beating heart, two or more hearts beating as one.”

“Wasson platetu? [What are you doing today?]” he said, breaking the moment.

“Gitmetu terra und barracktu obomba bejeebus gehenna thartu. [I'm going to Earth and blow it to holy hell.]”

“ ::-) [Have a nice day,]” said Robin's concubine.

--Bill H.

7 comments:

Julie Weathers said...

Ah, poor Robin's concubine. Such a difficult life.

Nice one, Bill.

Dave F. said...

I love concubesennce in the morning.

fairyhedgehog said...

So it's Captain Robin that we have to fear. I'd never have guessed.

Robin S. said...

Oh yeah, Bill. Oh yeah.

EE as my concubine. Could life be any sweeter than that? I think not.

Plus I get to blow stuff up.

Damn, what a good day I'd be having.

Thanks for that!

WouldBe said...

Sorry to have outed you, Robin.

talpianna said...

Is this another case of the early bird getting the worm?

Does the worm turn in Chapter 2?

Whirlochre said...

Wasson platetu

If only this really did mean 'what are you doing today'.