Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:Looks like another ridiculous story about a talking horse. --wo Mmmph mrrrm mmmph mmmmph!--writtenwyrddNoah swears you're the guy for this tale, Evil. If you can't get him out of the Apocrypha, no one can!--writtenwyrdd Complete at 70,000 words, my novel is a "Watership Down" for the underrepresented hoofed mammal market. --Jared X Here. Noah asked me to deliver this. Make him sound more heroic, he says. --freddie Come on, man, at least read it; stick your neck out a little for a change... --anon.
I admire anon's work!
Note to the zoologically challenged: There's no such thing as a talking giraffe. Or a grunting, mooing, or bellowing one. Giraffes, for reasons which are obvious when you think about it, have no vocal cords.OTOH, a giraffe would be a guy's dream date: a tall, long-legged blonde who only orders a salad at dinner and can't talk.
Did you know a giraffe has the same number of neck vertebrae as any other mammal? The exceptions to the rule are owls, which have an extra one--hence the ability to turn their heads nearly backwards on their shoulders.
Note to the zoologically challenged:The owl isn't a mammal.:-)
Yes, I am aware of that. Somehow I managed to miss that I hadn't completed my thought. No need to be a smart ass about it, though. ww
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