Sunday, October 26, 2008

Scary Story 14

The bright fire crackled and burned, yet those sitting around it shivered. Halloween. You could almost feel the ghosts and spirits in the air.

"Evil Editor," I said. "He's really a ghost."

Robin rolled her eyes. "Okay, I'll bite."

"It's the house. He's there. He died a few years ago, according to the locals. No wonder it was dirt cheap."

"How do you know it was EE's old house?" Buffy asked.

"Their description of him. How many men do you know wear muttonchops in the twenty-first century?" I countered.

"Good point."

"He was working on a Grisham novel and just keeled over before finishing it. Now he roams in search of the perfect manuscript to edit."

"But what about his blog?"

"Oh, he runs that. His computer pops on at odd hours of the day—on its own."

"So you're living with the ghost of Evil Editor."

"Yes."

"Is he here now?" Dave asked. He sounded skeptical.

"I don't think so."

"Make him show himself."

"Oh, the only way he'll do that outside the house is if you have Grisham on hand. EE's got a bone to pick."

"Does he?" a new voice said. We all sat up. We could barely see him beyond the smoke of the fire, but we knew those blue eyes anywhere. "John Grisham!" I yelled.

"Bring him out."

"No need," said yet another voice.

EE came out of the shadows. "Your manuscript literally killed me, Grisham. I can't get any peace since I read it. Tell me how it ends or you will meet the same fate."

"Oh, EE, you know I can't do that. Contractual obligations and all."

"Fine," EE said. "We'll fight over it."

Grisham smiled. It was unpleasant. "Yes, of course we will."

The battle of the titans had begun.

--Freddie

16 comments:

ChrisEldin said...

HAHAH!
Funny one! I love how you work in Grisham!!

Sarah Laurenson said...

Grisham and EE duel to the... Well it wouldn't be death in EE's case. This would be a hard ticket to advertise, but not to sell.

Nice one!

fairyhedgehog said...

I love how EE blogs from beyond the grave. We should have guessed.

Robin S. said...

Great idea, freddie! Battle of the titans indeed.

But man, EE as a ghost. Wow. What an opportunity cost, girl! I shoulda known.

blogless troll said...

Ha!Ha!Ha! Grisham's book killed him! That's great!

WouldBe said...

Good one. What EE always wanted. A time to kill.

Anonymous said...

LOL! loved it! Freddie, you kill me! Gee, I wonder if the G-one will ever find out??


Meri

Dave F. said...

That was fun to read. Good Work.

BTW - ""Is he here now?" Dave asked. He sounded skeptical."
You know, I really do not believe in ghosts and stuff. Skeptical isn't a strong enough word.

freddie said...

I couldn't remember whether you were open to that sort of thing or not. Of course, we should leave open the possibility that EE's powers would extend beyond the grave.

freddie said...

Thanks for the comments, everyone!

Phoenix said...

Inspired, Freddie, absolutely inspired. The phrase "In the spirit of EE" takes on a whole new meaning...

Kiersten said...

So fun, Freddie!

ril said...

Horrific and yet so utterly believable. A tale woven most masterfully. This was really good.

talpianna said...

But who won?

freddie said...

EE, of course. : )

pjd said...

But... but... why is EE's computer in the house that you bought?

Seriously, freddie, very nicely done. Amusing indeed.