Why you don't get published.
Sigh, I have to get the drivers fixed on this laptop so I have sound.
Yay! I've made it now!Seriously, Kate's continuation made that beginning so hilarious.
For those who wish to figure out new EE Shorts, here are the ones that EE has already used (and that's a lot, EE).Hang the fire code. This time of year you can always count on finding the Yule log in Evil Editor's Shorts.Tickets may now be purchased on the Internet, so if you haven't been getting into Evil Editor's Shorts lately, it's your own fault.While Evil Editor understands the desire of some of his minions to slip in the back door, he much prefers that you use the front entrance to his Shorts.Next time you're in Evil Editor's Shorts, why not try a delicious hot pork wiener? Our concession stand has a full array of tasty lunch items.You always have a ball when you're in Evil Editor's Shorts. In fact, most weeks you have two.You never know what's coming out each week in Evil Editor's Shorts; you just know it's sure to be a tasty treat.Sometimes what you find in Evil Editor's Shorts is epic in scope. Other times . . . actually, come to think of it, it's always epic in scope.Isn't it great to know, when you're being bombarded by disgusting political ads 24/7, that you can always find relief in Evil Editor's Shorts?I keep telling the ladies the title's already taken, but they still think I should call what's in Evil Editor's shorts The Magnificent Seven.There's no predicting exactly what you'll find in Evil Editor's Shorts, only that it'll be awesome.Reservations are recommended. There's not much room in Evil Editor's Shorts.You never know what's going on in Evil Editor's Shorts. You just know it's sure to be big.Summer's almost gone. What better way to spend its last few hours than in the comfort of Evil Editor's Shorts?Today it's a double feature of film-noir detective movies. Same price as always, but twice the pleasure you usually find in Evil Editor's Shorts.Another Saturday.Another work week out of the way.Another day to relax and forget your worries.And, of course, another chance to check out what's going on in Evil Editor's Shorts.Those big-name Hollywood stars with their tired sequels and mile-wide plot holes just can't compare with the kind of entertainment you find every week in Evil Editor's Shorts.If people are staying away from theaters on Saturdays, and movie attendance is way down, it's not just because of the economy or because movies stink these days. It's mainly because everyone's at home getting into Evil Editor's Shorts.Time once again to beat the August heat in the air-conditioned comfort of Evil Editor's Shorts.Get the popcorn ready and invite the gang over. It's time once again to dive into . . . Evil Editor's Shorts.
Although it's been terrific fun opening your shorts every Saturday, and watching your shorts grow over time, perhaps it's time for a different title for your Saturday Film Series...
Oh, I love the Shorts!Surely the devious minds that frequent this place can come up with some shorts stuff? And cool that you took the trouble to list them, Sarah! Taken together, they're a hoot.
"Man, it's hard to think of new ways of using the phrase "in Evil Editor's Shorts." " You know, I'm reminded of that old game where you add "in bed" to your fortune cookie fortune.
I notice mine got censored...
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