To My Prospective Date:
No go. In fact, just to make sure you don’t think that I, Rachel, am playing hard to get, I will warn you in advance that I always carry pepper spray and will not hesitate to use it. If you approach me in the presence of my father or any of my uncles, be aware that their weapons of choice require hunting licences and can be lethal. You would be neither the first nor the last to suffer the great indignity of rock salt in the posterior.
While your attraction to me is understandable, I offer you only this very sound advice: Desist. Or. Else.
Your Unavailable Dream,
--_*Rachel*_
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Based on real life, unfortunately. (As if I would ever give the mohawk guy a chance.)
"You would be neither the first nor the last to suffer the great indignity of rock salt in the posterior."
Gotta love it! Mine's based on reality as well, Rachel. Sometimes the truth is a pain, huh?
Any conversation about dating that contains "I always carry pepper spray" is never going to turn out good. Fun times at "goAWAY" high.
So does this mean we're not going out this weekend?
This is great. I wonder why I get the feeling that nothing short of a court order is going to work.
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