To My Prospective Date:
No go. In fact, just to make sure you don’t think that I, Rachel, am playing hard to get, I will warn you in advance that I always carry pepper spray and will not hesitate to use it. If you approach me in the presence of my father or any of my uncles, be aware that their weapons of choice require hunting licences and can be lethal. You would be neither the first nor the last to suffer the great indignity of rock salt in the posterior.
While your attraction to me is understandable, I offer you only this very sound advice: Desist. Or. Else.
Your Unavailable Dream,