Dear IRS,
Thank you for your interest in 30% of my husband’s contract earnings last year. While there was much to be admired in your pitch, I’m afraid we’re going to have to pass. There are so many other things we would like to do with the money, and there just isn’t enough to go around. However, keep in mind that the market is very subjective, and no doubt there is someone else out there more than willing to give you a shot at their money.
Thanks again for thinking of us, and best of luck collecting taxes elsewhere.
Sincerely,
Just Kidding Please Don't Audit Me
--Kiersten
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"However, keep in mind that the market is very subjective, and no doubt there is someone else out there more than willing to give you a shot at their money."
This is a scream, Miss K. Truly.
And you think this will keep the IRS away? Fat chance! Very funny.
Oh, snap. You're gonna get audited for sure.
LOL, the guys are mean! I hope they are wrong.
This was so funny!
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