Why you don't get published.
Unhosen captions:What bodies? ... I use these for gardening.--faceless minionActually, I was thinking of picking up a hoe later... --anon.Grisham? No idea. Uh, never saw him. --anon.Yardwork? Nah. Got a lotta zombie manuscripts in the slush. Shovel's the best way to decapitate them. --KierstenI'm on BookTV tonight: I need to put on makeup and comb my hair... --anon.Off to mow, off to mow, off to mow a writer.--BuffySquirrelWelcome to Writing 101: 'Submitting without Evil Editor, aka Digging a Grave for your own Career'--McKoalaOff to the manure--I mean--slush pile. --Matt HeppeSome editors have their special pens for editing; i have my special shovel and rake. --freddieYeah, this manuscript's gonna take a little more work. --freddieLike Every Man, EE Was In Need Of A Ho. --Travis Erwin
*sigh*This blog's so quiet when you're gone.How's Evil Jr.? Tired?
Hey, I said when I left that things would be no different. If it's been quiet, it's the minions fault, as I posted the usual quantity of stuff.
Yah, but my whole world was shaken when the new beginning didn't come up in the morning.Actually, we did have quite a romp with the anonymati in the comments of Buffy's beginning. Hoo-boy, kind of like the bits I just read on the Rejector's blog, September 20, 2007.
Eh, it's the 1970s! Which is apparently also where Scalzi's "The Android's Dream" is set.Gah. Time travel so not a good thing.
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