Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:I want YOU to write a decent plot outline.--anon.Mrs. V... You're fired! --anon.
Go ahead, humans. Laugh at your cartoons. For I, the deadliest demon ever to plague the earth, shall rise again and destroy everything you hold dear. Mwahahaha!By the way, Stacy, I texted you like five times yesterday but you didn't return any messages. It's cool or whatever, I don't care, but are you mad at me? I know you wanna just be friends and stuff and I kinda know you're seeing Josh and everything but that guy's a total douchebag. I'm not jealous I'm just saying you shouldn't date someone who treats you like an a-hole, like, ummm...okay, take me for example--I could totally go back in time and destroy the ancestors to all humans, but I fight fair because I'm not a little bitch like Josh and if you're actually cool with dating him then I guess your acting like a bitch too Oh shit, I totally didn't mean that. Hey, remember when I called you a bitch? HAHAHA I was joking I hope you didn't take that seriously. Okay I'll text ya in like five minutes to make sure you got this message. Love ya or whatever.Z
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