Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:When they signed me up for this, they promised that I could lie my head on this guy's crotch. Crap. They gave me the only luge with seats.--Shoshana BeaubahnaI got it from Mrs. V... Just had to take the batteries out. --anon.You try hailing a cab during rush hour.--AngieI'm going fast as I can and he's still right behind me! --anon.Well, this one was worth queuing ninety minutes for! --anon.Last time he pulled on the brake, I experienced a minor epiphany. --wo
Oh, yeah!!!!! Good one. So damned good.
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