Sunday, May 30, 2010

SuessStory 3

I’m Evil Eeee,
I cannot spell,
this Doctor SUES,
I know too well.
He sent his book
for all to see
I dissed his manuscript,
yup, t’was me.
His nom de plume
was Dr. Seuss
but now he’s mad,
I’m in the juice,
for Dr. Seuss’s name
I missed
and now he SUES
so I am pissed.

I hopped on Pop,
I called the Cat
I didn’t stop
gave Cat a Hat,
I counted fish
from Red to Blue
but Dr. Seuss
still wants to sue.

Oh woe is me,
I need an ark !
Come rescue me,
my dear Miss Snark!
We’ll sail away.
t’will be a cinch,
and leave the editing
to Seuss’s Grinch.

--Kate

1 comment:

Angie said...

Miss Snark, never a bad call.