Sunday, May 23, 2010

Tang Story 2

This is Jack.
Jack can play.
This is Jill.
Jill can play.
Jack and Jill can play.

Jack and Jill run up the hill.
The hill is where they play.
'Run up the hill, Jill,' says Jack.
'Run up the hill, Jack,' says Jill.
Jack and Jill run, run, run.
Up the hill, hill, hill.

Up on the hill, Jack finds a hole.
'Look, Jill,' says Jack. 'It's a hole.'
'Yes, Jack,' says Jill. 'It is.'
It is a very big hole.

'Where's my bucket?' says Jack.
'At the bottom of the hill,' says Jill.
'Let's fetch my bucket,' says Jack.
'Yes, yes, let's,' says Jill.

Jack runs down the hill.
Jill runs down the hill.
Jack and Jill run down the hill.
Jack picks up his bucket.
Jack runs up the hill.
Jill runs up the hill.
Jack and Jill run up the hill.

'Let's fill the bucket with water,' says Jack.
'Yes, yes, let's,' says Jill.
Jack runs down the hill.
Jill runs down the hill.
Jack and Jill run down the hill.
Jack fills the bucket with water.
Jack runs up the hill.
Jill runs up the hill.
Jack and Jill run up the hill.
'This is such fun,' says Jack.
'Yes, yes, it is,' says Jill.

‘Let’s fill the hole with water,’ says Jack.
‘Let’s swim in the water,’ says Jill.
Jack fills the hole with water.
Jack jumps in the water.
Jill jumps in the water.
Jack swims.
Jill swims.
Jack and Jill swim.
‘I’m so glad we found this hill,’ says Jack.
‘I’m so glad we found this hole,’ says Jill.
‘This is such fun,’ says Jack
‘Yes, yes, it is,’ says Jill.

Then Evil Editor rolled over onto his belly and squashed them both to death.

--Whirlochre

2 comments:

Dave F. said...

EEEUUWWW! This had me laughing out loud over breakfast.

_*rachel*_ said...

You are both cruel and a master of wit. Teach me your ways.