Why you don't get published.
I laughed so much people came to see what I was laughing at!
I guarantee you're going to get submissions.
Hannah's going to start getting real queries in like a week.
This is awesome.I need a better first line.
That is so funny!And I agree with arhooley and 150 - she's going to get queries!
That is one of the funniest sites I have ever seen.
This is a scream.
Best thing about EE??? Follow through.
Brilliant and hilarious acknowledgment that the 'novelist' business model we all aspired to succeed with no longer works, at least not for authors -- so it must be re-invented.
Does she tweet? Or merely emit a whistling sound when her buttocks are lightly fondled?
Oh wow. Has anyone popped this up onto Absolute Write's Bewares board? I'm not sure I could keep a straight face while doing it.
Way too priceless.
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