First of all, EE, let me say that I'm a long-time reader of your blog, and compared to yours, all the other writing blogs are about as interesting as a 500-page financial report from a Finnish smelting company. In fact, I shouldn't even have limited that statement to writing blogs. All other blogs, Facebook pages, web sites, and books are putrid masses of gangrenous flesh compared to your blog.
Arrrrrrgh. Be ye butterin me up so I'll be requestin yer parrrrtial, ye bilgesuckin swab?
Ye heard me, scurvy dog. Belay the flattery.
Are you Evil Editor? Or did I walk into the wrong--
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! Why ye son of a biscuit eater, I'll have ye keelhauled for this.
I don't need this crap. I'm outta here.
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If I'd known how well that was gonna work, I wouldn't have waited till Talk Like a Pirate Day to try it.