Why you don't get published.
Awesome. Where can I buy these? And is there one for "Congratulations! You finally figured out how to brew a fresh pot after taking the last cup!" No special reason -- just asking.
Beautifully random and beautifully specific all at once. How do you do it?
Those are so amazing. I love the Uncontrollably SobI'd also like to see the card for the person who guessed the GTP. I actually did that once!
May I please have one for "congratulations - you've gone another day without strangling your children or your husband"?As ril said - no special reason.
Ah, a fortune you will make, young one.
I definitely sensed a deep, enduring, timeless theme of togetherness and eternal tenderness in these offerings. So signatorily you. Indeed. Uncontrollably, I, too, sob.
A marketNeededdesiredsought aftertirelesslythe voidfilled. These cards were priceless. Absolutely priceless. They say everything I ever wanted to say in a greeting card and so much more. But I need a specific card that says breathlessly - now that you've got your grades up and there is once again a chance you may graduate sometime, I'm not going to kill you. congratulations for avoiding death and evictionLike ril said - no particular reason.
Mm...maybe a variation on the card for the person who's just paid off their car loan--a card for the person who's just paid off their car loan and gotten t-boned in an intersection by someone texting on their cellphone. Or a congratulations card for the person who just got a negative on their blood test for STDs. The possibilities are endless.
Yeah, the sob got me as well.I think you could hit the untapped foreclosure market with these, but maybe that's too massive an appeal.
These were GREAT!
Damn. I'm feeling absolutely nostalgic, Sparky. I love you and I love the classic minions.
I'm feeling all nostalgic, classic, and deja-vu-ic myself.*doing a double-take at those comments* ;o)
Totally cracked me up!!!!
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