Thursday, December 16, 2010


Someone finally submitted a query letter. I was beginning to think it was time to shut down Evil Editor and start Evil Advice Columnist. Now we just need our fake plot writers to get to work. And we need openings too. Remember, we accept openings of short stories as well as novels. We even accept the opening of chapter 2 if it has different characters from chapter 1.

5 comments:

Khazar-khum said...

Will you accept a query letter for a novel that can't be published(ie fanfic)as practice?

Evil Editor said...

At the moment I'll accept a query letter for just about anything.

no-bull-steve said...

EE, I think we're all still too busy reminiscing on our old friend the pay phone occlusion...

James said...

Dear EE,

Yuh got me! I'm digging it out of the trunk. And believe me, it pretty much filled up a trunk. Hey, maybe I could make it a trilogy.

Sorry, it'll just be one of those continue an opening things, without a query. My intention is to feed your hungry minions, not to give them indigestion.

Damn, 200 word limits!

Sincerely, EE, the entertaiment of your blog, and especially the service it provides, is just too good to let die from malnutrition. So, in a day or two or three, I'll be sending your minions a snack pack (or three, if it it's a trilogy).

Live long and prosper EE. And to your minions, I'll just say, "Eat me."

James

Jo-Ann said...

But you still could start Evil Advice columnist, couldn't you? Pleeeease!