Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:This is how a pro cleans up the slush pile.--Wilkins MacQueenBleach for the slush — for the pulped Grisham I use DOITY. --WhirlochreYes, I wet my bed laughing at your manuscripts again. --Mother (Re)producesI hate rainy season -- seem to spend all my time cleaning the puppy. --anon.I won't have those dirty little secrets for much longer...--anon.
Soap and water cures that problem. Diapers do too. Ask John Ensign. Just don't wear them to an airport. Airports are like Ren and Stimpy - Flecking the walls with dirty diapers. ;)
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