1. Write the first 150 to 200 words of a new novel, and send them to EE, whose minions will let you know if you should write the rest, and if so, how you should continue.
2. Throw together a query letter for that trunk novel or that unfinished novel or that unstarted novel and send it to EE, whose minions will entertain you by writing fake plots for your title.
3. No more phoning, texting, tweeting, blogging or surfing while driving, eating out, watching a movie, or having sex, especially if accompanied by EE.